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Instead of rampant sex with Damon number two I accepted brunch instead and we sat in a little cafe in West Kensington munching down bacon and eggs.

That evening, I spent an hour chatting to him on the phone and then he texted me just before I fell alseep wishing me sweet dreams.

Damon number one gets back from Vegas on Wednesday, but in the meantime I have decided to try and put him to the back of my mind. I haven't heard from him since that drunken phonecall on Saturday night with the girls giggling in the background, and every time I've tried to call him his phone is off.

To be honest, I actually feel kind of free. It's nice not to have to worry about whether Damon number one is with Lucy, or whether tonight might just be the night when he decides he loves me....so, im just going to revel in it. I'll deal with the two Damons situation next week.

My phone beeps early on friday morning. It's Char.

"Will and I are moving in together, " she yells down the phone (which is not ideal at 7 in the morning.)

"You what?" I know I'm sleepy but did she really just say what I think she did?

"We were talking about how much money we throw away on rent and how it would be so much better to buy somewhere and then he said 'sod it, let's buy somewhere together and move in.'"

"Char....was he joking?" I can't help but feel concerned. After all they have only been seeing each other for a few weeks.

"Elle, I'm in love. And so is he. Why should we have to wait until we have been together for two years until we move in together like everyone else?"

When I put down the phone I feel slightly dumbstruck. Char and Will moving in together? Bloody hell.....

Elle Saunders is the pseudonym of freelance journalist Tiffany Wright. Tiffany writes about everything from stilletos to sex for numerous women's magazines including Company, Glamour, Cosmo and More...

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yeah and very controlling!

From: Anonymous Date: 05/08/2009 - 04:07 pm


tom does sound a tad jealous - be careful!

From: Anonymous Date: 05/08/2009 - 03:17 pm


Brilliant!

From: Anonymous Date: 04/27/2009 - 04:50 pm


OMG fantastic! us girls do get ourselves in a pickle tying ourselves in knots for these men we get ourselves hooked on! well have a glass of wine for me and i wish you all the best in life and love!!!
From: Clare Date: 04/24/2009 - 07:51 am

Love this article! you are wicked, crack me up....
amazing what men can really do to a women phew!!!
From: Yamuna Date: 04/24/2009 - 06:59 am

As a fellow blogger (blogging my entire personal life somehow seems to help figure my problems out) i just wanted to say i love the column! Its nice to see if not the only female who does rather silly things to do with ex's!
xx

From: Andi Mason Date: 04/27/2009 - 04:50 pm


My boyfriend had a message on his phone from an MS. I know i shouldnt be going through his phone but when i saw this really flirty text i knew i had to take revenge. So i texted the mysetrious girl back and told her she was crap in bed and not to contact me again...and I did it all from my boyfriends phone.

Needless to say he is now my ex!

Loving the column Elle..just don't get back with him!

From: Jill Terry Date: 04/27/2009 - 04:49 pm


you just made my morning! to make matters worse i was laughing so hard my boss had to step out of her office to ask what was going on!

anyway, keep your head up girl,he really didn't deserve you. it'll hurt but you'll get over him.

at least you'll get to keep wine producers out of the red with all your guzzling and keep the economy going.

From: reah Date: 04/27/2009 - 04:49 pm


Great article. Made me smile!

From: Sammy Date: 04/27/2009 - 04:47 pm


Lol. my mum always says 'the way to get over one man is to get under another one'

have a feeling Tina might still have feelings the ex tho - don't go there girl!

From: Holls Date: 04/27/2009 - 04:47 pm


Good call on Fleetwood!
"Loving you, is it the right thing to do?"
In my case it wasn't. He was a knob.

From: Hannah A Date: 04/27/2009 - 04:46 pm


LMAO!

From: Anonymous Date: 03/31/2009 - 10:07 pm


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